Sounds like a perfectly predictable commemorative bible?
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It is, until you read the customer reviews:
bought the other version of the bible which was actually held by the Baby Jesus, but it doesn't radiate awesome as much as this version. I bought this in a fit of patriotism and joy at no longer being racist a year ago. I sat it on a bookshelf but, even a year later, it hasn't gathered any dust. Not long after, my father caught cancer from a tea party protest. I had him touch this bible and he was instantly cured. I touched it and won the lottery. I'd have to say this is the best bible I have ever bought. In fact, I don't even need my viagra anymore. A+++ would elect again.
I hope that when I get my copy I can can gain the insight and wisdom to help me get gov't entitlements and some help from ACORN to help me setup my curbside pharmaceuticals business.
I will also look to lose the desire to work and improve my skills and abilities in my chosen profession. Courtesy of the divinely inspired federal gov't debt I'm learning both Mandarin and Cantonese, my end goal is to work my way up to the top of the ladder and become the night shift supervisor at a Chinese toy factory.