Text Commandments

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martin dufresne
Text Commandments

The Text Commandments (See if you can figure them out)!

1. no 1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

Can you create an eleventh?

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drgs wl mke u an (_!_) hat

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Eleutherophobics of the World...Unite!!!

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dnt play W yrslf ... @ lEst n2m

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This one is just for Michelle:

dnt e@ 3:-o or 8^ ... evr

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Michelle

I don't get it...?

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Michelle wrote:

I don't get it...?

The Lawd commands you: "Don't eat cow or chicken...ever!!"

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Michelle

Ah, okay!  But I'm not vegan anymore. :)  That can be for Stargazer and some other babblers now. :)

(Although I suppose it could still be for me - I still feel guilty for being an "apostate".)

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Michelle wrote:

Ah, okay!  But I'm not vegan anymore. :)  That can be for Stargazer and some other babblers now. :)

Okay...then it's for Stargazer!!   ...and in fond memory of your former veganism!! Tongue out

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RP.

nu cmndmt u <3 evry1 lk i <3 u

RP.

evn tho i txt lk men n anglz but no <3 i lk sndn brs or clngn smbl

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RP. wrote:

nu cmndmt u <3 evry1 lk i <3 u

Ewwww!!  That's some "ugly love" there, RP.  God (presumably) created diseases, pain, death, and ill-tempered seabass.

I don't know about you, but I don't need that kind of lovin' from anyone else!! Tongue out

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Stargazer

OMG!WTF? Gr8t. Idk what u r tlkn bout eh...

marzo

Day s prfts uv gd snt 2 tok olynz n truz

rpnt snrs jzs s kmg lk bz