Enlargement Device: Party Thread

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Enlargement Device: Party Thread

Best Penis Enlargement Device Medical Type 1 Extender

Penis enlargement are essentially stretching devices that are attached to the penis in the flaccid state. The extender – sometimes known as a traction device - can then be adjusted so that a constant stretching force is applied to the penis. This constant tension on the penis causes the tissues in the penis to gradually rebuild themselves to accommodate the stretching force. The force applied by the extender can be varied as the penis lengthens. Over time, as the tissues regenerate, the penis will increase in size. [name of product] can deliver substantial increases in penis size over several months. They are an excellent alternative for men who may not have the patience or perseverance to follow a jelqing based enlargement program.

Extenders have been available in Northern Europe for some time. There, they are a recognized clinical method for increasing penis size. It is only recently that they have become available in the United States, but typically the price has been prohibitive. The  [name of product] now however, a number of manufacturers have released extenders at affordable prices, making this enlargement device technique accessible to all men. But it’s not just the price that is making these new extenders an attractive proposition. These new models are designed to be discreet, so that they can be worn under everyday clothing. This is a huge plus as it means that the penis enlargement program can be followed while the wearer goes about his daily business. A word of caution is appropriate here. Because the extender can be worn for long periods it is easy to “overdo” it. Men should ensure they follow the manufacturers program and that they do not wear the devices for more than the recommended time periods. To preparation the impressive results with device of improvement of penis enlargement products. 

*About the Author:
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bagkitty bagkitty's picture

But are they available for delivery in time for Christmas?

*snort*

ewwww, I need a kleenex now

 

[ETA: Maysie, Catchfire, this one has a LOT of potential for (lowbrow) entertainment. Maybe you could just strip the links out of it]

[ETA: oh, and I sent a spam alert to our wonderful moderators, so no need for everyone to do so]

autoworker autoworker's picture

 How does this impact on sex workers' rights?

milo204

hilarious.  the contrast of this on the list of topics made me laugh so hard!

sometimes spam can be funny, although i'm not sure what's funnier.  the fact this spam made it onto the board and whoever posted it here actually took the time to look for a forum with "sex" in the title, obviously without reading it or understanding it.

That, or the fact men must be buying this stuff or this "industry" wouldn't still be advertising after all these years!

jhondoe

How does this impact on sex workers' rights?..
Absolutely no impact on workers' sexs, we are here to help men who have small penile problems..

*Click Here for The Full Review: [link deleted], you can learn of men's health

milo204

and apparently monitoring the debate as well!  now that's good spam!

autoworker autoworker's picture

Does this device come with an extended warranty?

WilderMore

What a prick!

Maysie Maysie's picture

Um dudes, don't talk to it!!

Links in OP and in subsequent post deleted. 

Have fun.

 

Maysie Maysie's picture

bagkitty wrote:
 ewwww, I need a kleenex now

Icky.

*waves to bagkitty from afar. Very afar.

voice of the damned

autoworker wrote:

Does this device come with an extended warranty?

Yes, but for members only.

Boom Boom Boom Boom's picture

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Sineed

voice of the damned wrote:

autoworker wrote:

Does this device come with an extended warranty?

Yes, but for members only.

But they have to be members in good standing.

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

Maysie wrote:

bagkitty wrote:
 ewwww, I need a kleenex now

Icky.

*waves to bagkitty from afar. Very afar.

As long as we wave rather than shake, it is safe. Fortunately I had tissues (marketed as made of 100% recycled material) on hand. (Kleenex? Must have been the hour, I am so trying to break myself of the habit of referring to generic items by trade-marked names).

*waves back to Maysie*

susan davis

as a sex worker, i am very concerned about penises being enhanced on a large scale...

what will this mean in terms of wear and tear on my ...ehem...equipment? i believe every sex worker should rise up to stop the penile enhancers from causing larger penises on wide spread, ehem.... scale!!

i hope everyone had a nice holiday!!

susieXXXO 

Slumberjack

jhondoe wrote:
Because the extender can be worn for long periods it is easy to “overdo” it. Men should ensure they follow the manufacturers program and that they do not wear the devices for more than the recommended time periods.

Really need to stop and read the fine print.  With the social season and all, it's taking forever to arrive anywhere these days.

Maysie Maysie's picture

I can just see the thought process:

"Well, if it says 20 minutes for 2 extra inches, if I wear it for 80 minutes......"

 

Caissa

Who was the putz who started this thread?

Maysie Maysie's picture

sick

Boom Boom Boom Boom's picture

LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Maysie Maysie's picture

On TAT:

"Enlargement Device: Party Thread .... Boom Boom"

smiley waving a lol flag emoticon

Caissa

I suppose this is a viagrable thread after all.

Maysie Maysie's picture

Caissa, I never thought I'd say this, but, I missed you.

Awwwwww. Let's hug it out.

Caissa

 I missed you, too. Sure, Maysie. I have been expecting to see Alice any minute in this thread.

Caissa

I suppose we could play tit for tat, Boom Boom.

Boom Boom Boom Boom's picture

Wanted to see my name on TAT!

Boom Boom Boom Boom's picture

Sure, but my moniker is more fun.Tongue out

Caissa

Until you go off...

Boom Boom Boom Boom's picture

I'll be off to buy a caissa beer.

Bacchus

susan davis wrote:

as a sex worker, i am very concerned about penises being enhanced on a large scale...

what will this mean in terms of wear and tear on my ...ehem...equipment? i believe every sex worker should rise up to stop the penile enhancers from causing larger penises on wide spread, ehem.... scale!!

i hope everyone had a nice holiday!!

susieXXXO 

 

So its a worker safety issue? Laughing

susan davis

Bacchus wrote:

So its a worker safety issue? Laughing

 

sweet!!  i like when you call me a worker!!

Bacchus

Its your job, therefore you are a worker Laughing

Ive always been a big fan of workers

Cool

hobyirwin

I had an Erector Set when I was a kid.

Is this related?

Slumberjack

Similar instructions?

Caissa

Nature or nurture?

Maysie Maysie's picture

"Tab A into Slot B" is sooooo heteronormative.

Slumberjack

Sounds easier than the other way around.

Maysie Maysie's picture

Whoa, are you flirting with me, Slumberjack?

Please, a return to the thread topic is in order. Oh wait. Never mind.

Kiss

Caissa

I was about to suggest you two get a room but... oh, never mind. Wink

Maysie Maysie's picture

Okay enough silliness.

Some practical advice. 

Slumberjack

No worries.  I'm not going near Caissa's unfinished sentence either.

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

Maysie wrote:

Okay enough silliness.

[...]

Quite right, this is serious business. Worthy of legal action. Although what an "unfortunate" choice of venue... small claims court?

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

bagkitty wrote:

But are they available for delivery in time for Christmas?

 

 

From what I've heard, Santa has trouble fitting them down through the chimney.

Maysie Maysie's picture

bagkitty, what would babble do without you and up to date news stories about litigious action against penis enlarger companies?

Quote:
 A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use.

lmfao

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

500 hours of use? was that overall, or consequtive?  If it's the second...well, let's just say I really REALLY hope the guy has a job where he works from home.

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

Maysie wrote:

bagkitty, what would babble do without you and up to date news stories about litigious action against penis enlarger companies?

Well I try to do my small part to help the other members participants deal with some of the shortcomings gaps in the MSM coverage of the news of the world. What can I say, I want to help them enlarge expand their horizons a little.

*waves to Maysie*

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

bagkitty, I can't help but notice that all your "edits" had the effect of ENLARGING your, er. post.

bagkitty bagkitty's picture

It's all a matter or perception Ken, it is explained here. Wink

Maysie Maysie's picture

And here I thought this thread had petered out.

*waves to bagkitty*

Fidel

My GOD! Look at the size of that thing! It looks like a Telefunken U47.

Ken Burch Ken Burch's picture

BTW, is it now ok to use "enlargement device" as an epithet during Babble threads?  It could be the new "pigs".

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